lthomas521 Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 On my first doctor's visit, the GP said to me: There is nothing the matter with thee.On my second doctor's visit, the endocrinologist said to me: Your thyroid is lumpy, but there's nothing the matter with thee.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 On my third doctor visit the neurologist said to me, 3 lesions on the brain, 2 thyroid lumps, and there is nothing wrong with thee.Anyone else care to join the song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tami Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 On the fourth doctor visit the ambulance was called for me four times the heart rate of a normal human being but theres nothing wrong with thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanzanite Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 On the 5th day of Christmas I felt dizzy and nearly fell over, I could see '5 gold stars'.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tearose Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 On my 6th doctor visit the Urologist said to me...6 hours of bladder retention5 dizzy gold stars4 times normal heart rate3 brain lesions2 thyroid lumps1 nothin'wrong with theeeeeeeee!On my 7th doctor visit the Gastroenterologist said to me...7 hours of delayed gastric emptying6 hours of bladder retention5 dizzy gold stars4 times normal heart rate3 brain lesions2 thyroid lumps 1 nothin' wrong with theeeeeeeee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldicedance Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 On my eight doctor visit, my kidney specialist told me 8 trips to bathroom at night did not mean something wrong with thee.On my ninth doctor visit, my cardiologist disconnected my halter monitor and told me everyone has skipped beats, there's nothing strange with thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmpower Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 On my 8th doctor visit, the holistic doctor said to me I needed 8 supplements for7 hours of gastric emptying6 hours of bladder retention5 dizzy gold stars4 times normal heart rate3 brain lesions2 thyroid lumps 1 nothin' wrong with theeeeeeeee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzygirl Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 On my 10th er visit the cardiologist said to me.. tachycardia is not a problem..!!!!!! even at a 193!! But there is nothing wrong with thee!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tearose Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 where are we?I'll update the list......on the 10th day of doctors of POTS I do report what was said to to meeeeee:10 ER visits with tachy9 skipped beats8 nighttime trips to the bathroomand8 holistic remedy supplements7 hours of delayed digestion6 hours of bladder retention5 dizzy gold stars4 times normal heart rate3 brain lesions2 thyroid lumps 1 nothin' wrong with theeeeeeeee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom4cem Posted December 25, 2006 Report Share Posted December 25, 2006 On my 11th visit to a Dr., this Dr. said to me, "here is a name of a good head shrinker, cause there is nothing physically wrong with thee",nothing but the 10 ER visits with tachy9 skipped beats8 nighttime trips to the bathroomand8 holistic remedy supplements7 hours of delayed digestion6 hours of bladder retention5 dizzy gold stars4 times normal heart rate3 brain lesions2 thyroid lumps 1 nothin' wrong with theeeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
douglas Posted December 25, 2006 Report Share Posted December 25, 2006 On my 11th visit to a Dr., this Dr. said to me, "here is a name of a good head shrinker, cause there is nothing physically wrong with thee",nothing but the 10 ER visits with tachy9 skipped beats8 nighttime trips to the bathroomand8 holistic remedy supplements7 hours of delayed digestion6 hours of bladder retention5 dizzy gold stars4 times normal heart rate3 brain lesions2 thyroid lumps 1 nothin' wrong with theeeeeeeeeyou guys are too funny. please have a happy holiday!!!! stay safe. much love,Doug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldicedance Posted December 25, 2006 Report Share Posted December 25, 2006 On the 12th day of Christmas, I finally saw Dr. Grubb and he said, "Yes, there is something wrong with thee!"Goldie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 great way to end!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunsetParadise49 Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 You guys are too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzygirl Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 OOOOOOOOOHHH!! I love the ending!! oh how true that is!! thank god for god drubb saving the day on the 12th day of christmas!!!!!!!LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJVDK Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 You all did a great job. I laughed so hard. I love the ending! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie_b Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 That was great!! It was a good idea, too!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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