12 Doctors Of Pots

[lthomas521]

On my first doctor's visit, the GP said to me: There is nothing the matter with thee.

On my second doctor's visit, the endocrinologist said to me: Your thyroid is lumpy, but there's nothing the matter with thee.

...

[Jan]

On my third doctor visit the neurologist said to me, 3 lesions on the brain, 2 thyroid lumps, and there is nothing wrong with thee.

Anyone else care to join the song?

[Tami]

On the fourth doctor visit the ambulance was called for me four times the heart rate of a normal human being but theres nothing wrong with thee.

[Tanzanite]

On the 5th day of Christmas I felt dizzy and nearly fell over, I could see '5 gold stars'....

[Guest tearose]

On my 6th doctor visit the Urologist said to me...6 hours of bladder retention

5 dizzy gold stars

4 times normal heart rate

3 brain lesions

2 thyroid lumps

1 nothin'wrong with theeeeeeeee!

On my 7th doctor visit the Gastroenterologist said to me...7 hours of delayed gastric emptying

6 hours of bladder retention

5 dizzy gold stars

4 times normal heart rate

3 brain lesions

2 thyroid lumps

1 nothin' wrong with theeeeeeeee!

[goldicedance]

On my eight doctor visit, my kidney specialist told me 8 trips to bathroom at night did not mean something wrong with thee.

On my ninth doctor visit, my cardiologist disconnected my halter monitor and told me everyone has skipped beats, there's nothing strange with thee.

[kmpower]

On my 8th doctor visit, the holistic doctor said to me I needed 8 supplements for

7 hours of gastric emptying

6 hours of bladder retention

5 dizzy gold stars

4 times normal heart rate

3 brain lesions

2 thyroid lumps

1 nothin' wrong with theeeeeeeee!

[dizzygirl]

On my 10th er visit the cardiologist said to me.. tachycardia is not a problem..!!!!!! even at a 193!! But there is nothing wrong with thee!!!!!!!

[Guest tearose]

where are we?

I'll update the list...

...on the 10th day of doctors of POTS I do report what was said to to meeeeee:

10 ER visits with tachy

9 skipped beats

8 nighttime trips to the bathroom

and

8 holistic remedy supplements

7 hours of delayed digestion

6 hours of bladder retention

5 dizzy gold stars

4 times normal heart rate

3 brain lesions

2 thyroid lumps

1 nothin' wrong with theeeeeeeee!

[mom4cem]

On my 11th visit to a Dr., this Dr. said to me, "here is a name of a good head shrinker, cause there is nothing physically wrong with thee",

nothing but the

10 ER visits with tachy

9 skipped beats

8 nighttime trips to the bathroom

and

8 holistic remedy supplements

7 hours of delayed digestion

6 hours of bladder retention

5 dizzy gold stars

4 times normal heart rate

3 brain lesions

2 thyroid lumps

1 nothin' wrong with theeeeeeeee

[douglas]

On my 11th visit to a Dr., this Dr. said to me, "here is a name of a good head shrinker, cause there is nothing physically wrong with thee",

nothing but the

10 ER visits with tachy

9 skipped beats

8 nighttime trips to the bathroom

and

8 holistic remedy supplements

7 hours of delayed digestion

6 hours of bladder retention

5 dizzy gold stars

4 times normal heart rate

3 brain lesions

2 thyroid lumps

1 nothin' wrong with theeeeeeeee

you guys are too funny. please have a happy holiday!!!! stay safe.

much love,

Doug

[goldicedance]

On the 12th day of Christmas, I finally saw Dr. Grubb and he said, "Yes, there is something wrong with thee!"

Goldie

[Jan]

great way to end!!!!!

[SunsetParadise49]

You guys are too funny!

[dizzygirl]

OOOOOOOOOHHH!! I love the ending!! oh how true that is!! thank god for god drubb saving the day on the 12th day of christmas!!!!!!!

LOL

[AJVDK]

You all did a great job. I laughed so hard. I love the ending!

[katie_b]

That was great!! It was a good idea, too!!!!