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Came across this and thought one of these just may bring you a welcome smile! :angry:

These are errors from a church bulletin over some months...

Take a moment to laugh!

? Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.

? Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

? Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

? For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

? The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Reverend and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

? This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

? Tuesday at 4PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

? Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

? Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.

? This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mr. Vassals to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

? Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

? The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

? A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

? At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hel ?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

? Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

? The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hel May 10 and 11.

? Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

? The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: " I Upped My Pledge-Up Yours."

? Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

? The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

:) Have a good day!

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:) Thank you for those! I have POTS, and about 10 minutes ago, i just found out my husband (who takes care of me) is on orders to Korea. God is always in control, so I have to have faith in that. By reading those things, it was so nice to laugh out loud!
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