I'm really glad to see that I'm not the only one who is "entertaining" the public with my lack of control over which floor I happen to land on! I was (pre-pots) a letter carrier for the usps , you have no idea how many yards and porches I have woken up on. The most interesting was when I finally learned my warning signs and decided to take myself back to the post office so that I wouldn't scare any more of my customers. Well ,I made it to the office but only to the loading dock. Due to "hightened security" we cant get in without ringing the bell to get the doors unlocked first. I rang the bell and the next thing I know was surrounded by my co-workers and ems (the fire dept. happened to be next door) They couldn't read my bp it was so low and my heart rate wouldn't pick a number and stay with it. They wanted me in the hospital but I knew it wouldn't help (been there...done that!) I was tickled that I wasnt bleeding and could speak. The "sympathy" look on everyones face is priceless! I cant get them to realize I'm not some super human just this has become a way of life for me and as long as I dont get hurt with the fall I can handle it. I do like your idea of "lay down" comedian though my friends dont seem to find it humorous when I make fun of them for freaking out on me. We have to stay light hearted or we'd go crazy!!Thanks for keeping us reminded how good it feels to smile!!!!!!