firewatcher Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Hi Y'all, I did not know if any of you have come up with good one-liners that pertain to your ANS condition?Like:I don't have to stand here and take this, I can faint and squash you!I could never run...so I learned to fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat57 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 My Boss said- and he was joking-No laying down, on the job, clock out first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hensor Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 "If I go like I've had a stroke, just throw a bucket of cold water over me!"and the one I frequently use when someone is getting annoyingly overly concened: "Don't worry, it isn't life threatening or anything. Just Dashed inconvenient" - the second part said in a very posh English accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardiactec Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 I criminal speed every day, just take my pulse! ;o) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hensor Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 "Yeah? But I can get drunk on chocolate cake!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhonda Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Those are so funny....My favorite one liner is "I always did my best work laying down"... but I have been careful who to tell that to LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBXGIRL Posted August 7, 2010 Report Share Posted August 7, 2010 Hi I am new to Chit-Chat, and my one liner is:Yes, I am a POT HEAD. See, after growing up in the 70's when, Pot was the in-thing to do, and I didn't. My friends always teased me to try, Who knew, I always was xo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxine Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 LOL.... I was a teenager in the 70s-----I did smoke the POT............. lolI felt a lot better with that kind of POT...lol. However, I never could smoke much----just a tad...Maxine :0) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elegiamore Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 "Doctor, I pass out when I stand up.""Then don't stand up." Couldn't resist, Firewalker.While standing for group photos in the ungodly heat at our 4th of July family reunion, my nine year old nephew overhead me telling my husband "I think I'm going to syncope." He said, "Auntie, if you are going to sink or pee, I think you better sink til the picture is finished."From the mouth of babes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noreen Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 "Doctor, I pass out when I stand up.""Then don't stand up." Couldn't resist, Firewalker.While standing for group photos in the ungodly heat at our 4th of July family reunion, my nine year old nephew overhead me telling my husband "I think I'm going to syncope." He said, "Auntie, if you are going to sink or pee, I think you better sink til the picture is finished."From the mouth of babes...That is funny. If you felt you might have burst out laughing leading to the latter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan5815 Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 My favorite one liner is "the only history worth a **** is the history being made today" or maybe that's a quote I still like it tho I think it's worth it for me as I'm trying to improve so really the only history worth anything is being healed which is hopefully today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kay Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 I always say "If I pass out, don't give me mouth to mouth, I'll get back up in a minute"And people always give me this face OrThey ask me what type of health condition do you have and I say "I pass out" and they give me this look It's most funny when I'm driving and they are in the passenger seat LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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