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I went to the doctor this week for my yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basic items.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," I said.

The nurse put me on the scales. It turns out that I weigh 150.

The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 6," I said.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 1."

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender!

Now I'm short and fat!"

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