goldicedance Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 I went to the doctor this week for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," I said. The nurse put me on the scales. It turns out that I weigh 150. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 6," I said. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 1." She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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