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Laugh At Actual Doctors' Charts


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I got this goodie from my nurse sister-in-law inside of a get well card today. I want to share:

"These are actual notes from Doctors' patients charts...

1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

2. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

3. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.

4. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

5. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male. Mentally alert but forgetful.

6. The patient refused an autopsy.

7. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

8. Patient was seen by Dr. Pain, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

11. She is numb from the toes down.

12. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

13. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid (now that's what I call a complete rectal)

14. She stated she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

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