Elegiamore Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 (edited) I got this goodie from my nurse sister-in-law inside of a get well card today. I want to share:"These are actual notes from Doctors' patients charts...1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.2. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.3. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.4. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.5. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male. Mentally alert but forgetful.6. The patient refused an autopsy.7. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.8. Patient was seen by Dr. Pain, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.11. She is numb from the toes down.12. Patient was alert and unresponsive.13. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid (now that's what I call a complete rectal)14. She stated she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce. Edited April 16, 2012 by corina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat57 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brethor9 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monstrosity Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
issie Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Ha!Ha!He!He! Yeah, that's about the truth of it.Issie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
songcanary Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 When I was a medical transcriptionist we would occasionally run across gems like this. Our laughter always broke up the monotony of typing! Thanks for posting!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hholmes13 Posted April 28, 2012 Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 Hahaha thats funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellgirl Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.