firewatcher Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 At my last endo (#2) appointment (if you follow the saga of Dr.s Eenie, Meany, Miney and Moe) the doctor was thumping on my tummy ( I have no clue why!) So I asked him if "it was ripe yet?" since that is how we pick melons down South . He smirked and said: "at least you've kept your sense of humor." I don't think that was what he was really thinking, more like: oh brother, what a wise donkey! Being know to carry the dominant prankster gene that runs in my family I started thinking of things that I would LOVE to do to these doctors...if I did NOT want to keep them, or if I knew their sense of humor was as odd as mine. Enjoy and add your own! Just don't actually DO them!--Put the ear-bud from my IPod in my bra and when they go to listen to my heart play one of the following: Be still my beating heart, by Sting and the Police Where does my heart beat now, by Celine Dion Achy Breaky Heart, by Billy Ray Cyrus I left my heart in San Francisco... The 1812 Overture--Put a single green pea in the urine specimen cup with my name on it.--Leave 1/2 a potato in the back of the bottom drawer of the exam table (the one they never use) They smell awful and unidentifiable when they rot!--Present him with a bill for MY time spent while I was there!I have NEVER done any of these, but I'd like to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megan Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I like it...especially the 1812 overture. Meg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefairy5 Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Not only a wicked sense of humor, but creative! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janiedelite Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I love it!How about when they stand you up to do orthostatic vitals and the intercom starts playing "I feel the earth move under my feet. I feel the sky tumbling down. I feel my heart start to trembling. Whenever you're around..."Or, playing off of the recent post we had about how knowledgeable vets are about dysautonomia... the next time I take Fido in for a check-up I ask her for a consult and plop myself on the steel exam table.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momofsara Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Susan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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